10. After the 3rd hit of peyote, it didn't seem to matter any more.
9. 2001, 2010 and 2031 were already taken.
8. Ran out of Red Bull.
7. The calendar actually went to 2500 but the wife used the last page as a coaster.
6. Cuz Jesus told me so.
5. The government funding ran out.
4. The Indians win the World Series.
3. Cuz that's what the Freemasons put on the back of the dollar bill.
2. If you divide 2012 by 2, subtract 500, then add 160, you get the SIGN OF THE DEVIL.
1. Mayan student: "I can turn this in now and get a C."
Thanks to Bizarro, Brian, Tim, and Annie for their priceless contributions to this list that mocks the end of life as we know it.
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